suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

(via aphfandoms)

richfurry:

me keeping benedong cumberhanger off my blog

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

(via it-started-to-rain)

pizzahard:

me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD

employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut

me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery

(via tightvaginas)


"Me and my Gf with Ashley Jonhson and Arne Meyer."
By: AstronSama

"Me and my Gf with Ashley Jonhson and Arne Meyer."

By: AstronSama

(via fuckyeahthelastofus)

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

(via tightvaginas)